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王刚的灶把水烧开是 15-20 秒,这么一比,看来他之前视频里说的「家庭小灶」也不是我现在用的 induction stove 能企及的火力

偏偏在做红烧牛腩的这一天口腔溃疡 :jokebearemoji8:

才知道「润」是跑路的意思,上次同学问我有没有润我以为是过得滋不滋润,回了句「挺好的」 :jokebearemoji22:

兔兔球吃薯片一套一套的,不仅教我要把凹面放在舌头上,说这样才能品味薯片的风味 :usamaruastonished: 而且拿薯片还会用这种姿势,像是在下薯片棋 :usamaru003:

虎扑刷的都是「听我说👂👂👂谢谢你🙏🙏🙏因为有你👉👉👉温暖了四季🌈🌈🌈谢谢你🙏🙏🙏感谢有你👉👉👉世界更美丽🌏🌏🌏我要谢谢你🙏🙏🙏因为有你👉👉👉爱常在心底💃💃💃谢谢你 🙏🙏🙏感谢有你🙇‍♂🙇‍♂🙇‍♂把幸福传递」这种版本,还以为单纯是嘲讽詹姆斯发文带很多 emoji

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今天才知道「听我说 谢谢你 因为有你」是什么梗

鲁梅尼格,好活再现

2014
> I think that in Munich even the trees will be burning with passion when it comes to the return match next Tuesday. We’ll have 70,000 people getting behind the team.
> I got up out of my seat in the VIP box after the match and my impression was that the Real Madrid bosses weren’t happy. They know what they can expect in Munich on Tuesday. Their trip to Dortmund was still a comfortable prospect by comparison. We’ll show them that Bayern Munich have real quality at home, and it’ll remind them a little of hell.

marca.com/2014/04/24/en/footba

2022
> I think Bayern will go through because they are the better team and because they have another home game in front of 70,000 spectators. I’ve witnessed a similar situation before.
> I watched Villarreal’s round of 16 second leg in Turin, they can take away the fun from the game. Bayern has to play full attack from the start. The good thing is that the away goal rule no longer applies. You can sometimes concede a goal if you score a few goals. Bayern will advance to the semifinals.

bavarianfootballworks.com/2022

@zero 传中还是有准头啊。主要还是切尔西中场被爆了,你团要是能在进攻三区效率高点,可能也打不到加时了

@zero 确实不行,蒙上头套以为是我抬拉爵士

在各自的主场被打成 3:1,精彩了

切尔西和曼城球迷在马德里斗殴,太搞了。

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