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兔兔球吃薯片一套一套的,不仅教我要把凹面放在舌头上,说这样才能品味薯片的风味 :usamaruastonished: 而且拿薯片还会用这种姿势,像是在下薯片棋 :usamaru003:

虎扑刷的都是「听我说👂👂👂谢谢你🙏🙏🙏因为有你👉👉👉温暖了四季🌈🌈🌈谢谢你🙏🙏🙏感谢有你👉👉👉世界更美丽🌏🌏🌏我要谢谢你🙏🙏🙏因为有你👉👉👉爱常在心底💃💃💃谢谢你 🙏🙏🙏感谢有你🙇‍♂🙇‍♂🙇‍♂把幸福传递」这种版本,还以为单纯是嘲讽詹姆斯发文带很多 emoji

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今天才知道「听我说 谢谢你 因为有你」是什么梗

鲁梅尼格,好活再现

2014
> I think that in Munich even the trees will be burning with passion when it comes to the return match next Tuesday. We’ll have 70,000 people getting behind the team.
> I got up out of my seat in the VIP box after the match and my impression was that the Real Madrid bosses weren’t happy. They know what they can expect in Munich on Tuesday. Their trip to Dortmund was still a comfortable prospect by comparison. We’ll show them that Bayern Munich have real quality at home, and it’ll remind them a little of hell.

marca.com/2014/04/24/en/footba

2022
> I think Bayern will go through because they are the better team and because they have another home game in front of 70,000 spectators. I’ve witnessed a similar situation before.
> I watched Villarreal’s round of 16 second leg in Turin, they can take away the fun from the game. Bayern has to play full attack from the start. The good thing is that the away goal rule no longer applies. You can sometimes concede a goal if you score a few goals. Bayern will advance to the semifinals.

bavarianfootballworks.com/2022

在各自的主场被打成 3:1,精彩了

切尔西和曼城球迷在马德里斗殴,太搞了。

《政策不放开是为了老人和小孩》

想知道多少脏话警察会在威尔史密斯这件事上全面支持他 :blobcatthink:

> Since older Mastodon versions would not understand the edits, the function is disabled in the web app until more Mastodon servers upgrade to 3.5

升级了发现并不能 edit,再发现原来现在还用不了

阿布前两天在虎扑还是苦情英雄,一天时间已成俄奸了,黄俄到底怎么能代入这么深的

擦丝器擦的土豆真是中看不中用

原来做 PDF expert 和 Spark 的 Readdle 是乌克兰的公司

一个支架和我显示器一样贵的显示器居然不支持 HDR

莱万是不是迄今中国球迷嘴里的「死人」们里最强的一个

我他妈,玩了 10+ 小时的神界原罪 2 坏档了 :)

第 N 次尝试茶杯头之后我终于把它删了

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兎丸道館

Mastodon 4.0 sucks.